It’s day 2 of American Idol 9 airing and this time they’ve hit Atlanta with a guest judge, this time is Mary J. Blige. Seems like we’re having a lot of personalities to be dealing with this time around. If Boston got some smart ass guy that looks like a tanned version of Cillian Murphy, these time we got a few more personalities to talk about.

Dewone Robertson is the first contestant aired coming from Atlanta. This guy likes to act by dancing in front of the logo. He’s singing his own “original” song called “Lady, We’re Not Together Anymore.” That doesn’t go well in the long run.

Next up is Keia Johnson. Wait, this girl was a Miss America contestant and have won Miss Congeniality. Going to the round of judges, Mary J says she can sing. Kara says she got a genuine personality coming through while she’s singing. Simon thinks she’s a bit boring. She’s got a ticket and going to Hollywood.

Jermaine Sellers is a 17 year old guy who has been taking care of his ill mother and he’s been singing at church. This dude sings so good and they love him for that. Mary J likes his control.

Next is a chic who likes promoting her in a very obvious manner, Christy Marie Agronow. She’s doing a Pat Benetar classic and too bad that just sounds so bad. She didn’t make it and even got told that music is not for her. A happy chic gone sad this time around…

Up next is a small-town girl from Tennessee named Vanessa Wolfe. She likes jumping off of bridges and sing like crazy. It’s obvious that she’s nervous but her voice isn’t bad at all. Kara told her that she’s better than she expected her to be. Simon did liked her. She’s getting a ‘four yes’ and she freaks out! Love this girl!

Jesse Hamilton says he’s been almost dead three times and because of that, he’s getting this “re-enactment” of each of those incidents that are quite insulting if you are him. He’s telling the judges that he has never sung in front of anyone before but only in front of his mother. This guy can’t sing and it simply sound awful when he’s doing that. Simon told him that “This is absolutely not for you”. They make it even worse with awful sound effects pretending like he’s having all these other accidents.

Comes next with a gimmicky costume. Holly Harden is dressed like a human guitar. She sings good but her ridiculous outfit makes her a big joke. How can you seriously take a person that looks like that?

Mallorie Haley get’s the job. She sings “Piece of My Heart” and make it sound like a country song. Good voice and cute too, she’s going to Hollywood. The judges did loved her confidence and fun attitude.

Next is Skibo Ski – that’s not his real name. That is because he likes calling himself by this nickname. This Skibo Ski is even on his shirt in big glittering letters! Simon never likes the singing and the outfit. Kara says that she thought he’ll be a disaster, but this guy actually has a great voice. Mary J says he needs to make his image match his good vocals. Randy says he needs to lose all the other nonsense. He gets a ticket without Simon’s vote.

Best Friends for life, Carmen Turner and Lauren Sanders are there to take chances. They go in together for their audition, but they sing separately. Lauren sings very softly and wavers a lot. Carmen sings loudly and occasionally shrilly. Simon says Carmen was better and so she’s getting the ticket to Hollywood and Lauren doesn’t. Guess this could ruin their friendship? Lauren looks mad but she tries to play it off, pretending that she is OK.

Next, a Police officer: Bryan Walker steps inside. He sings “Superstar” and to my surprise he’s doing great. He is through for sure.

Lamar Royal is the guy who calls security attention. First he can’t wait to meet Mary J and have said that he’ll be respecting whatever words they’ll be telling him. That doesn’t happen in the long run. The guy is not listening and keeps on interrupting the judges then sings again. When securities came in, he yells the F word. Great one there. lol

The last guy to take the audition is General Larry Platt. The audition is nothing but funny. What a relief.